Fifty Shades of Disappointment

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

They're called garlic and onions

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

Baby!!!

this community has weird dark vibes lately

its all rhe ******* and )****(

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me