im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

being in your 20s is thinking that you're finally getting your life together and then suddenly you take three steps back

unblock me princess I have a barely relatable meme to send you

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

when the effects of media wear off and suddenly you're just a girl in a room all over again

making cars without cd players is an evil act you're taking her pussy away..

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

At first I thought this was the fucking years 1700-2200 and it was still a fucking mood

Sluts

You call?

Kill.