i'm so dumb lol.

man y'all could not suck disney's dick any harder

"if you pirate a movie, think about all the crew members who won't get paid! doesn't the camera man deserve to eat? not everyone involved is rich!" camera guy already got paid, my dude. he genuinely doesn't care whether the movie is successful. he doesn't get a cut. paycheck is already in his pocket and that's all he's gonna get. he's already moved on to the next gig

i love you. im glad we exist in the same slice of time and space.

really finding the concept of swan lake attractive tonight. really digging the idea of me n the girls being cursed into swans all day and turning into a beautiful maidens who do ballet all night. fuck someone coming to “save” me from the spell like I’ll live my whole life like that thanks

when are critics going to realize that i don't care if my fun girl gang movie is cinematically groundbreaking. i just want to see them thrive on screen and have fun and be fierce and star in movies that are not necessarily top tier but still good without being degraded for it like men have been allowed to for decades

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

oh this dude does fuck

She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT

she’s really one of the most greatest & underrated people on the internet istf