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Micheal Kaiser!! 👎

our meet ugly was the most hideous thing in existence 😭🙏

basically: we nearly got into a fist fight over the last penne pesto (yumyum) at starbucks, and proceeded to both get kicked out of the place and somehow we exchanged numbers, and the rest was history

worst situationship ever. neither of us are normal about it in the slightest. either we're acting like a married couple on our honeymoon or we're pretending the other doesn't exist (or sometimes trying to make the other stop existing)

after being official it gets mildly better but we're still at each other's throats most of the time 😭

contact names r "mish (block asap)" (me4him) and "meine lästige fee 🌹" (him4me, tl: my annoying fairy)

we're lowkey kinda whipped for eachother in the least subtle way possible and EVERYONE but us can tell. im always covered in his merch and i VEHEMENTLY deny the fact that i wear it of my own free will. he fuels my shopping AND matcha/oatmeal addictions 'reluctantly' and 'only when i beg him until his eardrums pop' and gets highkey defensive if you ask him why my matcha flavored/oatmeal snack stash is always stocked even when i forget it exists

i am unfortunately a victim of the malewife phenomenon.

Eita Otoya 🥷🐢

BOOOO ANOTHER SITUATIONSHIP!!! but honestly its more like fwb with a side of barely concealed (lie) romance

unfortunately we are both freaky perverts with commitment issues :'( also while otoyas not transphobic hes definitely got a little internalized homophobia..

"no homo, right, man?" "dude we're on a date what the fuck do you mean 'no homo'?" <- real convo between us promise

our relationship really is just a chill fwb situation at the start, but time unfortunately passed and we started to get s bit toooo sttached

blah blah! ^ as time went on otoya began to sleep with/date girls that looked/sounded like me instead of just any pretty girl, snd then it escalated to him just Stopping Doing That

i fell first but he fell harder I SWEEEEAAAAARRR. its obvious to EVERYONE but us that we have feelings for eachother. "do you think him and i look gay" "you guys make out and smoke weed at the back of a kfc every week what do you THINK." "so no?" "please kill yourself"

he kinda abuses the fact hes dating a trans dude so he can say fag/j

meet ugly part 2 all i can say is kfc parking lot and weed were involved. make up ur own theory on it

contact names - "rizzler of my gyatt" (me4him)(alnst refernce shhd) "bro 😩😫" (him4me)

Argalia⁉️

oh boy where do i even begin with this one. fights to the death or sex? no fights to the death ARE sex

insane situationship part 3 but we never actually get together 🙏 HALLELUJAH!!! cuz he goes to the library and dies before we do.

lowk a bit tragic. we were actually close friends before he went insane and i stayed somewhat by his side even after (maintained distance tho bc i had a feeling he would die soon enough in the state he was in HSJFBD)

he offered to let me join the reverb ensemble and share the conductor role bc he still 'had lingering affection' for me but i refused bc im not stupid 🙏

we mostly (90% of the time) showed affection thru subtle actions (linking fingers (NOT HOLDING HANDS thats too much for us), staring eerily into eachothers eyes while the wind blows past us, etc etc) however he did take care of my hair for me while he was alive even until the events of impuritas!!

^ i specifically asked him to meet me in a district where video recordings aren't taboo.. i recorded the whole last time he washed my hair for me and took note of all the products snd techniques he used too

^^ i SWEAR on my salary that i only recorded it for the purpose of taking care of my hair (thats a lie).

housewife and her (his) husband who died in the war. i look wistfully at clouds and anything that reminds me of argalia unfortunately.

lowkey.. right person wrong place wrong time wrong universe..... in a better world we would have probably started dating (fuck the pianist snd fuck the city)

no contact names! we only interact when we encounter eachother on contracts/wandering the city (but it does seem to happen pretty often hmmm i wonder (argalia lowkey stalked me quite a bit)) and only send for eachother with rushed letters that are sealed with lipstick covered kisses!

^ we memorized how each others lips look with that method. no we aren't gay wdym

his book mentions the white web (my yumesona/self inserts color title!!) very fondly hmmm oh wwow they must have been great friends!

meet cute for once!! met on a contract and somehow hit it off, and then encountered eachother at a cafe again

don quixote writes fanfics about us and sometimes adds vergilius.

The White Web/The Red Gaze, The White Web/The Blue Reverberation (Mentioned), Major Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst With A Happy Ending, Past The White Web/The Blue Reverberation <- tag excerpt from one of don quixote's fanfics!

Otto Apocalypse 🤡

oh boy where do i even begin no2

this is my most angsty yumeship yet, but its actually mostly relegated to staying in a collaborative au project

also another situationship but MUCH more stressful. for me.

^ (in my heart) his obsession with kallen is a case of platonic love mistaken for romantic(kinda), while his care for me is a case of romantic love mistaken for platonic love :( so kind of unrequited?

I spent most of my time with him as kind of a bodyguard!!! s rank valkyrie moment. i also assisted him in some of his experiments at some point (not the child ones 😭). i was involved in theresas creation!!

gramps x gramgram (both are men)

before he got his false god form, i became the herrscher of binding for a bit (iirc he used binding's core for it?)

^ the reason why binding's core was used specifically was partially because he wanted to relieve me of the pain of being a herrscher <3 im a very touchy and affectionate person so being HoB would be torture for me

he personally designed all of my battlesuits!! and instead of having the logo of schicksal on them somewhere, i have the crest of house apocalypse instead

yknow how he talks to himself while walking to the imaginary tree and 'talks' to theresa? he 'talks' to himself about me too ❤️❤️❤️ yes he only FULLY realizes his feelings when hes about to fucking die

i once complained to him that i wanted a husband, and he offered to marry me legally and OBVUOSUD6DJSLKSYYYY i accepted

^ it was mostly for legal reasons (and so i had stuff when he died, cuz i was basically just kinda existing before becoming a valkryiefnnfjf), but part of him also really did wanna marry me

theresa does indeed acknowledge me as her grandma/other grandpa!!

in another life/the one that got away ass yumeship. death penalty.