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Kyle Krieger and Shamu Azizam

It was going to be a long day since his friend had insisted on driving and wasn't ready to leave. It also didn't help that he had left his towel in the now locked car...

Andrés García in ¡Tintorera! (1977)

Guy Madison in the mid 1940s.  

Marlon Brando and Paul Newman supporting a sit-in for fair housing, Sacramento, California, photographed by Bill Ray, 1963.

“Hey! Isn’t that Patrick from the baseball team?” As the voice thundered through the air, Patrick’s heart sank, the shouted remark being met with a chorus of agreement from other people who also recognized Patrick. Surrounded by laughter, Patrick was frozen on the spot under the weight of the humiliation coursing through his body. Still shielding his face from view, he had no idea where to go or who all could see him like this. Realizing there was no other choice, Patrick couldn’t help but tremble as he moved his hands, finally revealing his beet-red face to the hysterical crowd of spectators.

Things only ended when a stranger waded over and slid a finger down his exposed asscrack while it was up in the air. He fell from his handstand, getting out of the water ready to cuss the guy out, until the cold air on his bare skin finally registered. He looked down, slowly realizing he was fully exposed, and flushed all over from embarrassment. With both hands over his junk, he ran back into the water to hide himself. As the beach erupted in laughter at his very late realization, he saw his bros sprinting off with his clothes, leaving him butt naked and stranded for the rest of the day.

Stranded with his bare ass exposed to the breeze, he couldn’t reach down or shift his feet without the ladder toppling over leaving him no choice but to shout for help. His neighbor eventually arrived, though not before calling over a few friends to witness the naked spectacle before finally offering a hand.

Jeff nudist and outdoor enthusiast