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M*A*S*H unit 4077 at 99% power:

M*A*S*H unit 4077 at 200% power:

Nicky and I met in the Crusades. The love of my life was of the people I’ve been taught to hate. 

► “I’m not dating anyone because I want to focus on school and I’m too busy.” -said all through high school and college.

► “I don’t care how someone looks, I care about their personality.” - A common response to: ‘what’s your type??”

► Yeah, literally not having a ‘type’. Never understanding how people have ‘types’.

► “I’ll never have kids I am going to have dogs.”

► Never understanding fuck, marry, kill. Especially other peoples choices in the game.

► Getting really good at saying “Thank you for asking, but I’m just not interested in dating anyone right now.”

► Avoiding sexual conversations at all costs because they are uncomfortable, confusing or truly boring.

► Being a total hopeless romantic and wondering why people are more interested in how hot someone is versus them being kind?? or smart?? or funny?? what their hobbies are?? how they treat their mom??

► Being confused when people will go out of their way, even dangerously so, to please/impress someone they think is hot. Like why? You can see the heartbreak coming a million miles away because what even is sexual attraction.

► The explanation at all family dinners for not having a significant other is that you have more important things to be worrying about right now, LIKE SCHOOL.

► Being completely oblivious to others flirting at you and also not realizing when you might be coming off as flirty because you’re just a nice person and like to hold doors open for people.

► Anytime you find a good new song and then actually listen to the lyrics and sit there like??? What does this mean?

► Wondering why thinking about holding someones hand gives you butterflies in your stomach but if you even try to imagine having sex with them your mind goes blank.

►Actively trying to not look sexy/not be attractive.

►Coming up with new and creative ways to avoid answering the “are you a tits or a butt guy?” question.

► Being told “you’re just a late bloomer” over, and over, and over.

And some specific to aroaces:

►Saying “when I grow up I’m going to live forever with my friends!” as a kid.

► Gravitating towards genres with little to no romance.

► Not getting why being a spinster is a bad thing. Living alone with a good library and a bunch of cats sounds like Heaven!

► Ranting about series “ruining this marvelous friendship” whenever a new romance subplot is introduced.

► Finding romance stories hilariously ridiculous at best and annoyingly bewildering at worst.

► Cheating plots and wondering WTF is wrong the characters. Have they tried just not having sex with each other?

Does it pass the Bechdel Test?

Yes, ten times.

How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?

Thirteen (46.42% of cast).

How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?

Fifteen.

Positive Content Rating:

Three.

General Episode Quality:

Magnificent. What.

MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) UNDER THE CUT:

chadwickboseman It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Chadwick Boseman. 

Chadwick was diagnosed with stage III colon cancer in 2016, and battled with it these last 4 years as it progressed to stage IV. 

⁣A true fighter, Chadwick persevered through it all, and brought you many of the films you have come to love so much. From Marshall to Da 5 Bloods, August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom and several more, all were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy. ⁣⁣

It was the honor of his career to bring King T’Challa to life in Black Panther. ⁣He died in his home, with his wife and family by his side. ⁣

The family thanks you for your love and prayers, and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. ⁣⁣

Happy Birthday Hozier!

Here’s a badger fun fact:

Like father, like son

“Congratulations, now you really are one of us”

FARSCAPE ↳ PK Tech Girl (Season 1, Episode 7)