B O O T Y W I Z A R D

ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head

Breaking News: America dissolves after a meme was posted depicting the founding fathers as soyjacks pointing at a copy of the U.S. constitution

Whats up with these pizzas hitboxes

Maybe if you stanned Propane this wouldnt have happened

Maybe if you stanned charcoal your grilled meats might have some flavor.

life used to be so fucking simple. you could just be the guy whos really good at making ropes and that would be your entire life

I am having a complete mental breakdown

How is this not posts-from-a-darker-timeline

these are all fucking clean

I’m all of theses

i love this but i think i would get jealous of the crows. They're my babies

“baking sheet?” holds so much weight