I'm Bella

‘fucking superb you funky little lesbian’ is the greatest sentence constructed by humanity, it encapsulates the true lesbian spirit of support, swearing, and outdated modes of speech

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

they mocked my fedora. but who will be laughing after the bombs drop

*tips fedora at explosion* m'egaton

my favorite part about the Moon is she’s there for me even when I’m not there for me

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

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I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

@vaspider

Every time someone tags me in this my heart grows one (1) size

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash