Y2K is here to slay 💅

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

if you have dug two graves on your path for revenge bring a condom too

okay, thats it! (*gets back into the things i liked as a teenager*)

@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them

Some parents have done what I can only describe as fandomize their child where they’ve taken the child and altered it in their mind to make a cooler version that fits their specific interests, and now sometimes I have to remind them of the canon material.

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a youth theater director and teacher. Every audition season is a personal ordeal.

[cloaked figure with thick eastern european accent] wiz-ard? no- you mishear- i am vveed tzar

damn tag this post with more women