Euphoric Feel

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

one day you’re just gonna be like “i’m glad i didn’t give up back then”

mike’s hard chamomile tea

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

How DARE you disrespect him!?

“I have become, and I am becoming everything I fought to be. I am magical and deserving of sweetness.”

Nigga slid to his demise

Is this Atlanta

The Emoji Man strikes again

i love how baby axolotl just look like organic funko pops

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

I wanna have a nice family camping trip but I’m dummy thicc and the clapping of my asscheeks keeps scaring the dog