Clown introduction post! I wasn't going to do this before since it was just Bookmark, but with my clown troupe slowly growing I figured it's time to make one
Organizational tags:
-#from the vault; old clown photos!! Either old drafts or from my extensive camera roll clown folder
-#clown husbandry asks; clown husbandry asks
-#citrus posts; LAME posts from me before I started my side blog @meadowbeasts
-#bookmark art; Bookmark fanart!!! My favorite genre of Bookmark posts :) Also fan art of some of my other clowns. I am so so grateful for these!! Some of the fanart is probably not tagged consistently </3 I do my best
First we have the star of the show: Bookmark the Clown
My flawless little boy and first ever clown! He loves to come with me when I go out and about the world. They've got a sweet tooth and an affinity for fire. This little fart will always have a place in my heart
Next we have Skiggly-wump the Mischievous
This guy is also being co-parented by my brother, so he doesn't show up here as a much as Bookmark does. Don't get me wrong I love this little guy and I mean this with all the love I have, but this freak is wretched. He uses his small size to slip under doors, through particularly wide heating vents, and under the fridge which aids him very well in his twin hobbies of THEFT and PESTERING. He is beautiful but I'm glad I'm not the sole focus of his wrath.
Our third clown is called Democracy, which happens to also be how her name was chosen!
She's very curious and is very good at standing on her own! (It doesn't sound remarkable but the others don't do this) She enjoys the outdoors and human fashion so she left behind her clown suit for more practical clothes. She's a big fan of nature and likes Skiggly the best out of all her new friends
Next up is the most elegant of the troupe, Cakepop!!! Note the cake-pop like cheek design in her makeup
My most beloved queen. She's very dignified and mysterious. She's definitely a different breed than Bookmark and Democracy but I haven't brushed up on my clown breeds in a while. Though she's very serious there have been times where she relaxes and joins Bookmark in their clownery. She also really likes fruit! She makes a welcome addition to the clown family and I'm glad she's here <|:•)
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Famed circus performer and online personality Bookmark the Clown was recently spotted streaking nude near the frog pond. Locals reported that from the hours of 1-3 in the afternoon many contemplative "honk"s could be heard as Bookmark sat and recollected his time as a clothed individual.
Mr. The Clown was eventually stopped by press, and when asked for a statement he simply clicked his heels in succession enough times to lift himself a solid foot into the air and vanished
TRAGIC things have happened to Bookmark. God has made the unwavering decision to compress his existence into a small, preprogramed version of himself whose fate is solely at the whims of the careless player.
Experts are currently working day and night to bring him back, but no progress has been made
Hey idno if you have another blog to ask this question but where did you get the furby mask ive been looking everywhere and cant find one 😭anyway love your stuff sorry in advance if you dont want this typa junk on you notifs 👍
I'm not sure if i can really aid in your search, but I bought it online I think from eBay in like 2019/2020 during a very intense furby collection phase/hyperfixation/13 month long undiagnosed fit of passion. I think they were like A Lot easier to find back then because I think I remember being able to find at least a couple masks on most resale sites. However, I did poke around a little.
First I found a 2 listings that I am DUBIOUS about but they were literally the only ones I could find
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The gasp I let out when I saw your post about Bookmark and realized my little clown wasn't alone. ( I didn't know there were more of these little clown dolls)
Their name is Gummy, and while she doesn't look cheery, they are very excited that there are other clowns out there like him.
THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!! I actually was inspired to adopt Bookmark by a post of a clown that looked very similar to Gummy, except maybe bigger. It's so awesome to see another teacup clown owner they are a BEAUTIFUL breed with very misunderstood needs, much like chihuahuas in the dog world. She looks so healthy and her colors are so vibrant, their nutrition must be excellent!!! I love their little stubby legs :D
i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men
this is why enrichment is so important for clowns. If you don't supply your clowns with proper outlets for their entertainment urges they can and WILL make families into furniture.
Hey everyone!! I just wanted to let everyone know that this easter season your clown is going to be seeing A LOT of brightly colored eggs and it might make them start laying eggs early! DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!!! They will think it is egg laying season and it can seriously throw off their hormonal cycles!! In some breeds it can cause them signal for mates by performing until they pass out :( I have seen it happen many times to many different breeds of clown and I just wish this was more widespread knowledge. Personally I combat this by coloring some eggs for my clowns to watch over!
Bookmark typically picks 1-3 eggs each yearn and dons his "motherhood crown" (pictured below). I think thats just his own personal quirk but it wouldn't hurt to have a small accessory prepared just in case!
I hope everyone has a safe and eggful easter!! Remember: clowns are special pets ! they need special care
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Yes of course :3 general PSA to clown owners I know clowns are very covered up by hair and ruffles and big suits but PLEASE always apply sunscreen to you clowns when you go out in the summer because they burn SO easily!!
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