jRosa. 🌹

I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?

peach color….

I love how when black men/boys have pictures with guns they’re murdering thugs but when white men/boys have pictures with guns they are Staunch Patriot Defenders of the Freedumz nope no double standard there no sir. 

This one is for the eloteros who walk around in the cold, heat and rain

*Gives you unexpected head*

I need the rest of this story

right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop her off with a cell phone, the recording of her husband asking for her to be killed, plus the $7000 he paid them, and tell her to go make sure it doesn’t do that again, so she fucking turns up right after the funeral about a week later??, and his ass freaks out and he screams some shit about ghosts, but shes like “lol no bitch i’m real” and hes in jail now and she free af to be with her 8 kids.

This is the BEST story ever. It needs to be a movie!

Where do I go to be a double-agent nice hitman

Preaching it to everyone

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Es regnet draußen. / Draußen regnet es. (German)

Ix-xita barra (Maltese)

Està plovent (Catalan)

יורד גשם בחוץ (yored geshem bakhutz) (Hebrew)

Mae'n bwrw glaw tu allan / Mae'n glawio tu fas (Welsh)

Sta piovendo (Italian) Sta chiuvenno (Neapolitan) Está lloviendo (Spanish) Il pleut (French)

Det regner ute / Ute regner det (Norwegian)

Sedang hujan di luar (Malay)

Sedang hujan di luar (Indonesian)

外で雨が降っています。 Soto de ame ga futte imasu (Japanese)

Ulkona sataa/Ulkona sataa vettä. (Finnish)

soto de ame ga futte imasu (Japanese)

Het regent buiten. (Dutch)

umuulan sa labas (filipino)

‘S rengt draußn (Austrian Dialect)

बाहर बारिश हो रही है / baahar baarish ho rahee hai (Hindi)

Βρέχει έξω (Greek)

Está a chover lá fora (portuguese)

Tá chovendo lá fora (brazilian portuguese)

йде дощ на вулиці (Ukrainian)

Esta lloviendo

LMFAOOOOO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO^^^^^^

I CACKLED!! 😂😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FUCKING DEAD B

HUARRACHE