i have finished compiling some of what i consider to be the “posts of the decade” for you to enjoy in 3d. have fun and if you like it remember you can contact me to buy this as a theme for your blog, or just tip me ;)

BTW since this theme has been out for a while i am lowering the price to $4!

certified iconic post

Gentrification

here’s a little controversy…

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?