Stranger Places

there’s just such a kind and innocent feeling that exudes from webkinz plushies

lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you

Filmer: “Go to sleep.” Kitten: “No” Filmer: “Go to sleep!” Kitten: “No!” Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.” Kitten: “NO!”

Oh my god

I am a simple man. I put shoelaces through the holes in my crocs one at a time just like everyone else :/

I swear to god raspberries get moldy so fuckin fast you just look at them wrong and they immediately go bad

me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?

*he touches my cheek* My subtle contour is on your hand now. That’s tom ford foundation and blush with Laguna by Nars and Becca bronzer

Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/

Slut

your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?

there should be a plague inc fandom