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lili reinhart they could never make me hate you or even slightly dislike you 🤍

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hubblegleeflower

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

holdoncallfailed

always been kind of fascinated by the fact that so many wikipedia pages for complex emotional states/afflictions are represented by paintings, a disproportionate number of which are by edvard munch

100line

Matt Gaetz, the Florida Congressman who is still under investigation for sexual misconduct because of his SEX TRAFFICKING SCANDAL (where he allegedly paid a 17 year old girl to cross state lines and have sex with him) just got named Trump’s attorney general if anybody cares.

100line

even the republicans don’t want him

tenaflyviper

All of his picks are degenerates. This doesn't surprise me in the least.

abi7100

Peter, over the phone: Mr. Stark

Tony: yeah?

Peter: hypothetically-

Tony: I'm on my way

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tonystark-official

Kid, that is not "bisexual lighting." That is a police car. You are being chased.

thewrittenpodcast-deactivated20

Peter: you can't ground me

Tony: can. Did. It's done you're grounded

Peter: but-

Pepper: no arguments you're grounded

Peter, saluting: yes ma'am Ms. Potts i am going to rethink my life in my room now

Tony:

Tony: HOW

lunasquared

Headcanon that Tony plays Minecraft when he’s extremely physically tired but mentally he can’t sleep, cause it allows him to mindlessly do things and create things with much less physical effort then actually creating things or working on something in the lab.

(When Peter finds out he creates a world for the both of them. They don’t always play on it together but it’s a world they keep expanding on. When they are on together they are both usually having an insomnia night so they typically work on their separate builds or one is gathering materials for the other. They don’t usually talk while they are on but some how they still work effortlessly together.)

the-cypress-grove

Prompt: 220

"You've been stabbed, you're going to medical!"

"It's fine. I've been stabbed loads of times. I know what a serious stab wound feels like, this is more of a scratch."

"..."

"Ah."

"You've been stabbed 'loads of times.' "

"That sounded more reassuring in my head."

"You're going to medical."

marionluth

Harley: Wanna know what would be really cool?

Peter: Honestly, I don't think I wanna know, no.

Harley: Being shot

Tony: No!

Peter: Being there, done that. Not particularly cool either…

Tony: You’ve been what?

Peter:

Harley: No, no! BEING SHOT. As in being the one… shot… at someone! As in human projectile with the speed of a bullet!

Peter:

Tony:

Harley: I mean… think of the damage here…

Peter: *sitting up* This holds promise.

Tony: No!

Peter: We'd have to take into account a ton of stuff, mass and volume of human projectile…

Harley:...energy source and force distribution…

Peter:... Acceleration curve, g force tolerance…

Harley:... trajectory and stability…

Peter: I'm bringing the whiteboard!

Tony: NO!

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oscorp-lawsuit

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

nerd-4-eva

(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)

Baby Pete struggling to say words

Peter: Ma...

Pepper: he's going to say mama!

Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.

Peter: Da...

Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement

Peter: ...Beryllium!

Pepper: ...

Tony: ...

Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.

Tony: ...my bad.

abi7100

Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.

Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?

hotvampireadjacent

Lost media YouTubers my beloved

dduane

Via @Ed_Solomon at Twitter. Here's a clearer copy, in case (as a result of the looming Twitpocalypse) the original goes missing.

neil-gaiman

I love Ed so much.

I hate this plot shape so much too.

freemonker

So I don't have to follow this when making a story????

neil-gaiman

Not even a little bit, no.

nimmenstjer

Here's the written out version because:

1 story:

Act 1 Teaser: Wow! Normal world Something happens What the Fuck am I Doing?? Shit gets really bad But… Okay, now I think I know what I gotta do

Act 2 "I'm changing" I start out or 1st act out Okay, this is gonna be a lot harder than I thought Fuck Shit this sucks Wait, am I figuring something out? Oh god I suck it can't get any worse can it? It's the worst that it could possibly BE. OH FUCK

3rd act Building back up Wait, can I DO this? Okay - Fuck - maybe I can… what is my plan? Okay, here we go, let's try Will this work? No! It went bad! I'm totally going to fail But… but… but… ONE LAST TRY … and… Final effort and… Holy shit! I DID it! The End I get not what I wanted but what I needed

In circle: For Du F(unintelligeble) Ed with a squiggly face underneath

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luimnigh

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

lasrina

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

roach-works

the Final Bill

embervoices

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

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