I overuse ellipsis so much it's because of my pensive nature...

well i dont have a phd or anything but im friends with every cloud

you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

An artist

i need to swim in a clear cold stream and then lie down on a big warm rock in the sun to dry this is non-negotiable

the thing about everything is that it all gets easier with practice, so be careful what you practice 

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

this blog is pro turn signal

who up?? Kill me

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors