the great kraken

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys

I’d say Denny’s Ihop is where kids sometimes have birthday parties Denny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitman

im on board with that logic

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

someone please fucking explain this

I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.

Omfg I can’t breathe

finally a tumblr story thats true

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

@maguthedog

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