evelyn

the thing nobody ever mentions is that “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” is genuinely the realest shit of all time

If I had the alien from Alien about to burst out of me, you know I’m getting the epidural !!

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

i love u Mr. Cookies ty 4 all the cookies

I can't wait to be redeemed

im really jealous of the perpetual stew guy i really really wish i could do that

pussy from a nerd that looks at you like you're the most precious thing in the world

No, don't you dare stop rambling. The more you talk, the more I learn about you. The more I learn about you, the larger my database on you grows.

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

hopefully me tonight

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

really annoying to have no energy no matter how much sleep you get