i still cant believe there’s chemicals inside my brain and theyre fucking me up all the time 

i want to touch my brain chemicals

Get you a girl that wants to go eat off a hot rock in the snow with you

Still great

we need to abolish homework

it is neither healthy nor humane to put kids through an already screwed up and draining education system five days a week and then turn around and put even more stress on them by making them do extra work out of school and punishing them if they don't do it, despite the fact that it's often inaccessible for some kids. like how do you make kids' lives hell and then wonder why so many of them have anxiety and depression

Imagine being a medieval soldier getting hit with one of those.

Pretty sure the Romans had specially carved sling stones that would whistle or scream when thrown.

Thety did

Rubber chicken would still be a shock I'm thinking.