emery, a poetic baby

i either burn you off with strong coffee,

CUPID’S ARROWS//

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

Imma spend my day crying in a corner with some chocolate .what about you?💓💓💓

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

Marceline: I dreamed about you while I was in my poison coma. I was all old and withered and you were still nice and pink.

Bubblegum: You think I’m nice? Ya brains, I lost count.

Marceline: That’s okay, I’m done with bat jacks. *sigh* I have this weird feeling in my tums.

Bubblegum: Cause you’re scared of the vampire king?