reg

James: I know, thats kind of why we're in a relationship

Regulus: I know

Regulus: sometimes I just have to remind myself out loud because you are so infuriating

regulus, pissed: if you don't leave me alone, im going to tell sirius you hexed me

james:

james: what??? i havent !!! ever!!!

regulus: sirius doesnt know that

james: ??? sirius knows i wouldnt!!! ur his brother! he's my best friend

regulus: so?

james: he knows me! he knows i wouldnt

regulus: sure. maybe. but you think im gonna go to him without proof

james:

james: you're gonna hex yourself?

regulus, scoffing: of course not

regulus: im going to cry

james:

regulus: sirius hasnt seen me cry since i was 8; if i go to him, and cry, he wont think of the logics; he wont think 'oh would james do that?' 'is my little brother emotionally manipulating me?'; he'll just be pissed

james:

james, weakly: what if i tell him you said this

regulus: what? you think he'll believe that id willingly embarrass myself by crying

james:

james:

regulus: i would crawl in and out of hell, just to make things uncomfortable and miserable for you

james:

james: all i said was that holyhead harpies didn't have the best season this season

James: Of course I do

Regulus: even though im mean to you?

James: Especially because you're mean to me

evan is the possessive one, and barty is the jealous one

Some domestic Jegulus for the soul!

jegulus would melt into each other if physics allowed it

like, drunk regulus is the softest, cutest and just kindest person you'll ever meet. the first time regulus got drunk with sirius he kept going on and on about what a good big brother he had and sirius nearly broke down because of the sudden tsunami of emotions.

of course james never gets tired of drunk regulus, and teases him endlessly when he's sober again. james is whipped for regulus drunk or sober, trust.