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me handcuffed to desk: uh okay

agent: a love triangle consisting of a man and two women who both desire him

me: the girls should team up to forcefem the guy and then become a throuple

agent: a love triangle consisting of two men who both desire the same woman

me: their rivalry is resolved when the girl introduces both to estrogen. they then become a throuple

agent: a man and a woman in a heterosexual relationship

me: the man is an egg just waiting to crack

agent: two men kissing

me: t4t yuri

agent: a man by himself

me: woman

Based on analysis below the cut

the people's princess

My favorite thing to see in authentic journalistic musings on Pulp from the 90's is how often these people, all of them men, point out how attractive Jarvis is. Like..okay. Cute nostrils. And fruity little mouth. Sure, why not.

His beautiful hands! So true, bestie!!

This dude takes the cake though. Okay, interesting observation about the nature of Jarvis' writing, go on.

He continues to gush about Pulp's catalogue and how different they are from their contemporaries, even throwing shade at other "Britpop" groups whilst praising pretty much every single song off of Different Class in great detail (and some from His'n'Hers).