government agent: *closing door* okay I'm gonna describe some scenarios and I want you to say how you'd resolve any perceived issues
me handcuffed to desk: uh okay
agent: a love triangle consisting of a man and two women who both desire him
me: the girls should team up to forcefem the guy and then become a throuple
agent: a love triangle consisting of two men who both desire the same woman
me: their rivalry is resolved when the girl introduces both to estrogen. they then become a throuple
agent: a man and a woman in a heterosexual relationship
me: the man is an egg just waiting to crack
agent: two men kissing
me: t4t yuri
agent: a man by himself
me: woman
agent: holy fucking shit












