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#lore accurate #the ides of march #ides of march #julius ceaser #gonna eat a great salad today #mmmmm ceaser salad yummy

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dilucs-kitty

Batfamily reunion, kinda ?

Not my idea: https://x.com/tocartss/status/1897135638438404416?s=46&t=zkCvxQnVoZvDMu4v7483qg

rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

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I’ve been saying this

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percy’s anger management issues are so intense you’d think you were reading the internal monologue of an eldest daughter

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The batkids waiting to get a mission in the bat cave like packed together hatchlings in a nest waiting to be fed. And yes, they’re just as loud.

#batman #idk man #dc robin #jason todd #batfam #wayne family adventures #wayne manor #bruce wayne #batcave #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #damian wayne #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #dc batman #batkids

Going along with my Alfred the roomba headcanon, here’s a scenario for you-

Keeping in mind I’ve never written a scenario for these guys.

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*It’s a Saturday afternoon, and the batkids have formed a tight circle around two roombas. One of the roombas, Alfred, is armed with a kitchen knife that had been taped to its back, curtesy of Damian. The other roomba, dubbed whatever petty criminals name they thought of, is unarmed with three balloons haphazardly taped to its side. A new weekly tradition.*

Stephanie: If Alfred doesn’t win I’m suing.

Damian: He’s the only one that can win. I made sure of that.

Jason: Guys, shut it. Alfred’s about to stab this guy.

*Alfred’s knife runs straight into the other roomba, successfully popping the final balloon. The room erupts in celebration. They’re all chanting Alfred’s name. At one point Damian holds up their champion, causing another round of proud shouting.*

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*Bruce and Alfred (human) casually talking in Bruce’s study. The batkids ruckus rattling the manors walls.*

Bruce: what is going on?

Alfred, internally: I just won another battle.

#bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam #dc batman #jason todd #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #tim drake #damian wayne #batkids #dc robin #dick grayson #barbra gordon #duke thomas #wayne family adventures #wayne manor #roomba #batman

fairieicedtea

behind every hot girl is a tbr of 100+ books

2xthemoon

My personal headcanon is that the batkids got a roomba and named it Alfred

Could you IMAGINE the chaos that ensues

weewoow-20706030

One day someone freaked out because 'Alfred fell down the stairs' and it nearly gave everyone else a heart attack.

They stopped calling it Alfred for a bit.

2xthemoon

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

My personal headcanon is that the batkids got a roomba and named it Alfred

Could you IMAGINE the chaos that ensues

#thank you and goodnight #you cannot convince me otherwise #batfam #bruce wayne #wayne family adventures #batkids #damian wayne #batman #jason todd #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #dick grayson #tim drake #duke thomas #batgirl #dc robin #alfred the roomba

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bisexualseraphim

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

How are we so mentally ill that we’re in SHAMBLES over a LADLE

#i’m so mentally ill #please help #i just think he's neat #it’s a LADLE #and I’m going to make so many soups #genshin impact #neuvillette #he worked so hard #i’m sobbing

mishrillette

Zhongli evading Neuvillette is like making me both laugh and cry because THE COMEDY IS LOST but also zhongli IS a filthy war criminal bastard and hes also old and neuvillette carries the weight of the pain of his previous incarnations but hes also this little young angry dragon and i NEED them to interact in the endgame(and not in an event) no zhongli and neuvillette will NOT be hanging out together remember that solid rock is shattered by water and the dragon's justice is served Cold.

straylaughs

neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme

spoopyium

I don't know why but when he said he sampled the water of Qiaoying Village I just imagined him lapping it up on all fours when no one was looking so I doodled this up 💀💀

#im wheezing #this is exactly how it went #you cant tell me otherwise #this is cannon now #neuvillette my beloved #he’s so stupid #he’s so silly

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nikkipettt

Year of the Dragon!

soaopy

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEARRRRR

I know tangyuan (the dish he’s eating) is typically eaten on the 15th day of the new year, but it was too fun not to draw.

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