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wait, do people know about aziraphale and crowley’s new year’s resolutions
at some point neil gaiman and terry pratchett wrote these up and they’re very good
Crowley:
Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that cell phone ringtones are right up there in the whole Human Misery stakes. And iPods. Has anybody Down There even said thank you for iPods? Or “Googling yourself?” Frankly, I deserve some kind of award for “Googling yourself.”
Resolution #4: I must encourage greedy people to use the term, “Low-hanging fruit,” because that’s just like old times.
Resolution #5: This year, I will get a desk near the window.
Resolution #6: I will try to understand why Hell is a no-smoking area. I just think it’s ridiculous having to stand around outside the gates, that’s all.
Resolution #7: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design, because it upsets everyone.
Resolution #8: Stop Googling myself.
Aziraphale:
Resolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.
Resolution #2: I will be charitable to people who use the term “core values,” however difficult this may be.
Resolution #3: Notwithstanding Resolution #2 (above), I will redouble my efforts to have the utterance of the phrase “core values” classified as a deadly sin. I believe Himself is with me on this one.
Resolution #4: I will try to be nicer to the customers. They want to buy books; I want to sell them. It can’t be that hard. (Memo to self: Regular opening hours? Mark prices on books?)
Resolution #5: I will try to be polite to Gabriel, no matter what the provocation.
Resolution #6: Find out exactly what an “Internet” is.
Resolution #7: Really must resume dancing lessons. Learn the “Galloping Major,” the “Gay Gordons,” the “Mashed Potatoes.” Possibly even the “Twist”?
Resolution #8: Thwart Infernal Wiles (ongoing).
Resolution #9: I will try to understand why Heaven is a non-smoking area.
Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design – despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent?
Resolution #11: Feed the ducks.
the original link seems to have died somewhere along the way, but hooray for the wayback machine
good omens heritage post
The end of good omens 3 except instead of Satan and God showing up in the bookshop it’s the delivery man from s1 to pick up the backup copy of the Book of Life that has been there all along.
shoutout to my boy Newton Pulsifer, destroyer of chatbots, the hand of death above data centers everywhere

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rewatched bigtop burger and wanted to redraw this bit :)! 💌
sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.
man...
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Good omens 3 spoilers
When Asa and Anthony die they'll just find each other again btw. And again. And again.
i do not understand how you can say that the ending somehow erases or destroys their relationship, that six thousand years "don't matter" anymore as if death erases love. as if death erases meaning. as if their love isn't literally the reason for creation.
as if the entire movie was not created out of love for terry pratchett and his stories, his life. as if his memory isn't the reason we have an ending to the story in the first place.
as if you cannot see and feel how much they cared, as if they haven't immortalized him yet again in the movie itself.

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GO3 SPOILERS
Also don't come talking about queerbaiting. GO3 is not queerbaiting. Idk if you missed where they and God acknowledged their eternal love for each other and the universe and when their souls without godly intervention found and chose each other and got married. There are complaints to be had with that but queerbaiting is not one of them
GOOD OMENS 3 SPOILERS BELOW YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok I just finished good omens 3. I haven't had time to fully process all the nuances yet I'm in a very emotional state right now so here are my initial thoughts. For starters I read and joined the good omens fandom in 2019 it is my favorite book of all time this story and these characters mean a lot to me. When it was just season 1 I watched it at least 15 times just looping it to the point my mom would come in and say "oh she's fine she's just hanging out with her friends". So GO3 meant a lot to me just to see my friends again one more time. Before the season came out I was extremely scared they would do what they ended up doing which was to make them human and not have their history. However unpopular opinion I didn't hate it. And I think I didn't hate it because they weren't the only ones who had to lose that it was a whole reset and the fact that it wasn't entirely them. Crowley and Aziraphale sacrificed themselves for a world they loved and believed in it's not them in the final few minutes but their souls finding each other in any universe and nothing can keep them apart. I think a lot of the problems with the movie came from time constraints but I could tell it was made with so much love. I know not everyone will like GO3 and there are valid issues to be had and I will probably have some as well after a few rewatches and time to fully process but right now I'm going to try not to get bogged down with that. GO3 has its problems but it also made me happy. I felt the love that was put into it and I was happy to see my friends and say good bye.
I'm not leaving the fandom any time soon I love you all.
haiku of despair
oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though
Forming a polycule and slowly teaching them how to use a bow and arrow while dropping hints that I think green tights and feathered hats are hot...
Please stop telling me to marry men, I am a lesbian.

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Very very late bday gift for @gloriesunsung
hey, did you know cows have best friends?