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Lol well I guess I lied huh

I still have like.... zero muse or motivation to be here or on any of my other blogs for that matter

I guess I’m taking an indefinite hiatus ??? I don’t know when or even if I’ll come back... I just... idk fam I’m dealing with stuff rn and I just don’t want any part of this website atm

Uh.... idk,,, if u want to talk to me still though, message me and I’ll give u my discord. I do rp over there too so like 🤷‍♀️ ya know

Other than that,,, sorry I guess,,, and I’ll see y’all later maybe some day ??

“Well hiya pal!” When the tiny alien catches the newcomer’s attention down to him, he waves a tiny gloved hand, before bouncing a bit on his heels and adjusting his goggles on his face with a big buck-toothed grin.

“You’re not from around here! I can tell! I’m 2K, and considering you haven’t been discovered by the higher-ups yet and thrown into a prison cell, I’m guessing nobody’s properly caught you up about this place yet huh? No worries! Welcome to the ZimVoid! You’re lucky you found me, not to brag but-- I am pretty amazing and probably the best Zim you’ll meet here.” After saying this, he holds a baby hand up to shake.

[[ sorry ive been gone so long folks, i was having what the kids call ‘a severe depressive episode’ for a while, but i’m feeling better now after having some time off and after visiting my doctors

unfortunately im not really feeling any of my drafts anymore after the unintended break, so i guess u guys can take this post as a starter call ??

He hated having to be subjected to the fall chill and the annoying accessories that needed to accompany it, but not much else could be done when he needed to take to the street and fetch some groceries.

Toting a sleepy GIR in one arm and the other hand gripping the harness he had the smeet in, Zim gave a glare. And a single firm answer.

“No.”

When the sharp answer was given, the tiny smeet turns and looks at Zim now, eyes big and antenna wilted. Then, came the hurt pouty face.

“B-.. But.. Why noooot?”

The toddler continues to pout for another moment or two, before eventually hopping over to him with a frown.

[[ aaAAAAAAAAA

PLOT FAMILY / SIBLING / BFF THINGS WITH ME

The smeet gives out a GREAT gasp at the sign currently up on one of the window stores in town. And coming to a halt, he stops and stares up at the large advertisement in awe.

While the notion of thousands upon thousands of alternate Zims was still something out of his worst nightmare, it did give Dib quite the advantage as well. The more aliens that were amok, the more chances he had to incarcerate.

“Who do you think I’m talking to, you gremlin? I’m talking to–hey!” He glared at the baby Irken.”How did you do that?!”

The smeet gave a smile at the other’s surprise, then he went to point over to where he left the handcuffs.

“My hands are small!” He said rather proudly.

“I slipped right out of them! Funny huh?” He adjusts his goggles as he says this, then bounces a bit on his heels.

“Your room is really spooooky. I like it! I don’t think I’ve ever been in my Dib’s room before. Though I have my suspicions that it would just be full of protein bars and work-out equipment! With the occasional big feets poster on the wall of course. Yours is really neat though! Oh! What’re those??”

As he speaks, he waddles over to where Dib’s drives are, picking one up and looking at Dib.

       you just intended a quiet day. / rare for you, rare for this town / but you’ve always liked the fall / you have a new appreciation / since the summer was spoiled / by memories you’d rather forget. / no, / autumn is much more your style.

        wendy’s actually agreed / to come out with you / rare company / but she’s been kind to you / despite it all / and she loves halloween too. / still, you’ve split up / in search of a perfect carving pumpkin / and that’s when you spot / him.

         gravity falls has lots of strange creatures / but rarely do you see one / partaking in human activities / (besides yourself, of course) / so you can only stare / until you’re jolted from your thoughts / by the other speaking / blissfully unaware of your presence.

         “maybe try one of these” / you lift up a round, greenish / pumpkin, still attached to its vine. / “it’s not ready yet / but it’ll ripen in the sun / and it won’t get mushy or gross / for a while.” / you’ve never cared / that most of your companions are / non-human / you don’t consider yourself human / either, and so nothing about this is / strange. you just happen to have / lots of pumpkin-picking experience.

The tiny alien hops happily from pumpkin to pumpkin, talking to himself and weeding through the gourds that he wasn’t very fond of. However, after a few moments, someone offers a greenish pumpkin to him. And after hearing what the other said, the tiny alien’s eyes give a sparkle in awe as tiny hands stretch out to take a hold of the pumpkin.

“Ooooh, neat! Thank-- Wait.”

It was only now that the smeet seemed to realize just who he was talking to. And after looking up at the other, suddenly tiny antennae wilt back in fear and a squeak escapes him.

This was a human--

Oh no, this wasn’t good, this wasn’t good at all!

“I-I...”

The smeet fumbles with his words, obviously at a loss for them at first... However, after a few moments go by, his fear, mixes into confusion, as he eyes the other.