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PLATONIC / FAMILIAL ACTIONS MEME || accepting
@mcrtimersmith sent; [ coffee ] - your muse brings mine a mug of fresh coffee. Mortimer brings it to rick then promptly dumps it on him because he brings coffee for no man.
Honestly, Rick had it coming. He should have known better then to ask the kid for some coffee, half jokingly in a insult way, only for it to be poured all over him.
“You think you’re a funny little shit, aren’t you?”
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@mcrtimersmith sent; ❝ you’re wasting my time. ❞
“Oh, oh, I’m wasting your time,” Rick exaggerated his voice for a sarcastic tone. He sat in the driver’s seat of his ship. “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that we were on a fucking time limit.”
“You’re the one who kidnapped me to do your evil bidding or whatever, remember, I’ll take however long I fucking want.” He took out a flask and drank from it. “Besides, we’re almost there, it’s just past this asteroid field.”
"Gremlin."
“Wuh.... Dude I’m taller than you.”
@mcrtimersmith continued from here.
there was a common saying the humans liked to parrot. be careful what you wish for —— or something to that effect, anyway. of course, it was nothing short of utter nonsense, in beelzebub’s opinion. yet another way to keep one from getting what would make them happy. any desire worth lusting after came with its share of consequences —— the trick was to learn how to avoid them. after all, what was the point of living if one couldn’t get what they wanted?
and if the boy wanted blood, well... beelzebub was more than happy to oblige.
❝ there’s hardly any reason to look so grim, little one. ❞ the demon spoke in a sickly sweet tone. ( words dripping with poisoned honey. ) her blood felt like it was boiling beneath her skin —— in anticipation, beelzebub could only assume. a being such as herself would never fall victim to something as silly as empathy, after all. yet, it would be a lie to say the thought of tearing apart the waste of flesh and bone she had heard so much about wasn’t an awfully enticing one. a bit too enticing, if she was being entirely honest. the fly was half-inclined to do so herself if mortimer rejected her offer.
ah, but she was getting ahead of herself. ❝ you do realize who you’re speaking to, don’t you? i was born in hell, dear. ❞ had even called it her kingdom, once. ❝ hunting down a soul filled with that much concentrated sin would be akin to child’s play. ❞
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Mortimer has known her for five minutes and would die for her. and she'd let him.
❝ well, if you insist... ❞
would beelzebub let mortimer die for her —— ? well... yes, absolutely. it’s nothing personal, of course. ( if anything, he’s made an overall positive impression on her thus far. ) beel is simply a demon —— and a very old, very pragmatic one, at that.
however, consider the benefits! heaven is overflowing with lawful stupid types who self-flagellate at the mere mention of fun, anyway. ( trust her. she would know. ) if mortimer gets in the queen crimson’s good graces, he can spend the afterlife with a free vodka fly aunt ready to show him the ropes! pancakes. drama. felonies. the real red carpet treatment.
@mcrtimersmith | Liked for a starter!
“Y’knowww... it’s not like you have to be so tense around me. I don’t have a gun or whatever.”
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“ Ah, if the stars all aligned- And my hands were untied...”
