i need a hobby but dont have time or energy.

This with Driver or Luke. Please. Fucking sedate me.

Driver with a hot pink lace thong and Luke with a fiery red satin thong 👀

hear me out. starstruck where we change nothing about tom ryder's personality actually. you can fix him? i can make him worse

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

They think they can outsmart him just because he’s a baby

No one Project Hail Mary’s like I Project Hail Mary. I support all crackships. Crossovers? I’m there. AU’s? I’m there. Coltland Gentry? I’m so there. Combining the whole Ryan Gosling Cinematic Universe? I’m already considering it canon. BloodyMary? Count me in. Starstruck? I wasn’t sure at first but now I’m obsessed and in over my head. Starvation and pseudo-self-cannibalism? I’m first in line. Blood and gore? Biggest fan. Angst and whump? That’s my middle name. Grocky qpr? Yes. Fluffy cuteness? I’m in love. Action-packed, near death experiences? Let me get my popcorn. Scientifically accurate, jargon-filled fics? Ooh let me get Wikipedia out. Scientifically shit fics? I know nothing so it doesn’t matter. Major Character death? I’m locked in. Grace goes back to earth? I’m so happy for him. Stratt-hate? Justified. Stratt-forgiveness? So sweet. Aroace Grace in Space? I’m so for it. Nasty smut? I’m also locked. PROJECT HAIL MARY? IM IN LOVEEEEEEEE

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background