Better 🐝-lieve It!

You can’t skip the messy part. The messy part is where you grow.

But does the messy part ever end though?

sex is cool, but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?

desired you while the women flee

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

My life is a constant cycle between "I need to rest before I burn out" and "I'm wasting my potential, I should work harder"

I hope you never outgrow being excited by bookstores, listening to the rain, flowers and finding the perfect mug.

person (non-practicing)

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

Sex is cool, but 2am nights where you are cuddled just talking, laughing, appreciating and getting to know each other on a deeper level is the best shit ever>>>

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surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written