it's a bassoon thing

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

additions: speculative fiction, art film, point and click, simulation game. anything that makes you say "i sure hope so"