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Aries: problematic fave

Taurus: Cinammon Roll

Gemini: both

cancer: Cinammon roll AF

leo: PROBLEMATIC FAVE AF

virgo: Cinammon roll AF

libra: u can't decide but ur both

scorpio: u seem like a problematic fave but really ur a cinammon roll

Sagittarius: bOTH

capricorn: problematic fave

Aquarius: what r u

pippin: im gonna do the thing

merry: pippin no dont do the thing

pippin: *does the thing*

gandalf: you dUMB BITCH you fucken ho fucken shit fucken hellfuckbitchdamntits am i gonna have to save y'all fuckboys aGAIn

*saves fuckboys again in a badass but also cranky old man kinda way*

gimli and legolas: *snarks racistly at each other until theyre besties*

faramir: *is severely underrated*

aragorn: *quietly swags his way into the hearts of Eowyn, Arwen, and Boromir*

arwen: ada this isnt just a phase i like mortal men okay

legolas: *defies physics*

frodo: *is damsel in distress at all times*

gandalf: shut UP pippin

pippin: but i didnt say anythi-

gandalf: gOD

eowyn: *is punker than literally anyone*

sam: *is actual sweet protective Jesus*

frodo: *consistently trusts a creepy manipulative cave-dwelling hobo over actual Jesus*

aragorn: *done with yo shit*

pippin: *has the voice of an angel ?? ?????*

eowyn: /i am no man/

*NO ONE CAN TOUCH THIS*

Mixed vegetable with crab meat sautéd using Sauce C Aminos' Coconut soy free sauce.