what the fuck does ‘known as the goblin’ mean in the context of ‘discovered’ here. did they just ask the next planet over what it’s called and the resident aliens were like ‘no idea dude he’s pretty quiet so we don’t know but we just call him The Goblin and it’s cool’

i want a glass of water themed birthday party

a creature can be a girl. …..And! as well, a girl can be a creature

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

THERES CREATURES

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

Why are they moving.

girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

It looks perfectly normal on Link because he's just like that