tuki

Making up stories with your OCs and making them progressively more horrifying and traumatizing for the characters

every day I wake up. eat my hyprice for breakfast using the hypmic ice cream spoon while listening to hypmic music. put on my hypmic socks and hypmic boxer briefs. wait was I naked before this? put on several hypmic light-up rings, multiple for each division including party of words. spritz on my hypmic fragrance. go to work in my car covered in custom hypmic doujin decals. sit at my boring fucking desk in my stupid cubicle that they won't let me keep my hypmic merch in. but the jokes on them because I've got one of every single hypmic mochi plushie hidden in my Important Files drawer. theyre the only thing that's important. my coworker tells me a joke funny and I'm in tears, I'm laughing the loudest, I'm clapping hypmic mic hand clapper. I'm having trouble reading some paperwork my boss sent me a few days ago, so I pull out my hypmic opera glasses. hm. okay well now that's too big. my boss comes and tells me I'm fired. I drive home in my awesome sexy little hypmic car. I die because hypmic doesn't make water

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAKEMICHI 🍀✨️