lars

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I feel like saying "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" in an over-the-top New York accent has been so divorced from its origin that people don't know what it's from anymore. Which, I'm not shaming anyone for referencing something they're not familiar with, that's a normal thing to do. But for most of my life I always assumed it was probably from some mobster movie or something and not a touching queer drama about a man losing the last vestiges of both the cowboy myth and his own innocence. It's like if one of the most quoted lines of all time was a throwaway from My Own Private Idaho that became the stereotype of all Idahoans. They named a muppet after this movie.

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

am i crazy or is this devil's minion coded

armand is so embarrassing i love him

your cat will leak your nudes after you die

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.