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“Now I’m just Michael in his outfits…”

Looong overdue, sorry friendos, but here’s my collage of our special boy, Michael Mell!

Here’s a bonus fact: his character’s name in Smartphone Hour is Thalia.

Also, for those of you wanting refs for his hoodie patches like I’ve been looking for, this post is a blessing.

• homosexuals

• women with children

• short insomniacs

• teeny tiny bands

• spiky lesbians

• tight-knit families

• lovely and possibly diseased girls

• men in cufflinks

• jewish boys who cannot play baseball

• ex-husband's ex-lovers

• boys with giddy seizures

• men in trousers

the angel on my shoulder: the gun safe is in the hallway closet on the top shelf. get the stool from the kitchen. if you throw the safe off of our parents balcony enough times it will break open. you will use this gun to kill the most evil man in the world, who lives 2 miles away. if you complete this task, it will trigger a domino effect that will kill every billionaire over the course of the next 3 months. the fate of the world is in your hands.

the devil on my shoulder: dude you should get back to playing tomodachi life. i know you just spent 4 hours on it but i miss antibullying horse and tormented david (miis)