Brds

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

skibidi toilet endedmyfive yearlong relati ons h i p!!!!!!!! eugh SO to give a little BACKGROUNDINFO iLOVE watching YOUTUBESHORTS i b i ng e wa t c h th em ON AVERAGE i spend ab ou t 8 ho ur s da i ly w atching SHORTS its my guilty pleasure no one knows about this... causei... keep it a good secret... one day when i was meant to be at school i was watching some SHORTS my mom came in and was SHOCKED soshe didnt see what i was doing i hid my ph o ne u n d e r my p i ll ow and told her to L E A V E becau se i w as ha v i ng a W A N K ❗️❗️❗️ghhhueghh ii got away with it BUT the SAME DAY i was around my girlfriends house we were watching a mov ie!! hheghghhgh eeuuhhhh i w as watching shorts the wholetime and i wassosneakySHEDIDNTNOTICE!!!!!!! hhgghgueughhgh shewas TRYING TO MAKE advancesonme and she putherhandonmythigh 🤯 i di dnt th i n k m u ch o f it. an d k e pt s c r olli ng sshe no t I c e d th a t i w as w atch in g yyyoutube sh o r t s w hen i w a s w a t ch ing ssskeebeedi t o i l e t F IF TY EIGHT (FANMADE) AND SUDDENLY MYPHONESVOLUMEWENT UP TO THE MAXIMUM OUT OF NOWHERE❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ she immediately took her hand off my thigh and SCREAMED "ar e y O U W A T C H I NG FUC K I N G S K I B I D I T O I L E T?!?!?!?!?!?!?" hhaaauhhheeuuuhhh im currently sitting onherporch BALLING 🔥🔥 my fuckingeyes out 💔 im notsure if ill eve r rec o v er fr om t h is!!! bu t at le as t i hav e Y OUT U B E SH O R TZ❗️❗️🥰 euuh

real average drawer fans remember this

trans clown getting top surgery and the surgeon pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

me when i watch something: let me watch this