mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

you have to be a weird little freak or the world will eat you alive

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

the devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure I always feel the need to move far away, no matter where I am

I feel like one of the biggest life hacks I've found after my twenties is that gravitating towards people who define themselves by what they love and are rather than what they oppose or aren't tends to lead to people who are more generally nice to be around

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

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