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Various headcanons, hobbies he'd have, etc :]

Hobbies: -keeping reptiles obviously -reading a fuck ton abt various topics, hes really big on expanding his knowledge, huge nerd, can tell you a bunch of random facts about things -Gambling -Smoking/drinking alot -collecting antiques -growing all sorts of plants -keeping roadkill and other dead things preserved in jars, keeping bones as well -games like chess, checkers, card games, hes REALLY good at them bc he plays mindgames -trying all flavors of those lolipops with bugs in them ik he likes those things -maybe drawing, like just sketches of anatomy, that kind of art -being in the biker community -watching jeopardy ik he'd love that shit -collecting records of various music actually different cultures

headcanons -Probably smells like cigar smoke and isopropyl alcohol -skin where he has scales/cracks in his skin randomly peels off/molts at times, its an inconvenience to him -In addition to reading alot he studies just about anything and everything, learning is his favorite past time, i think maybe he knows one or two languages besides english because of this -Enjoys heat because his blood is cooler -keeps loli pops he gives to his patients after checkups lol -Probably has random teeth growing like in his throat or smth -Experiences alot of joint/growing pains from how big he is -Has a weird diet, probably alot of meat since the parasite makes him crave it/drinks blood occasionally -When he was first mutating he would (and still occasionally does) eat small animals like birds, rats, mice -It also took him an IMMENSE amount of self control to just not start eating people when he was mutating, being around bleeding/dead patients all the time drove him crazy -Has something akin to a jacobson's organ, snake tongue to smell, insanely good sense of smell so its almost impossible to sneak up on him, he'll smell you before he sees you -His visor has a recording feature (Victor bodycam before gta6) -probably plays really mean pranks on people, scaring them especially (he can run doom on his visor) -If left undisturbed he can sleep for DAYS on end -Super talkative once he gets going, and i dont mean him doing like evil monologuing i mean talking about random stuff he knows -in addition to the one above he'd have a solution for any problem you have no matter how niche hes like a reddit thread -Either gets super focused on something or switches from task to task to task constantly, its very frustrating for him -goes on LONG rides on his bike to clear his head -Drinks/smokes alot because it eases his nemesis symptoms

But this is my reasoning on why there is a large amount of people who find him incredibly attractive

He is very attentive

I know he truly has a hard time seeing with the stuff going on with his eyes, but from all the videos i've watched, he always seems to be watching and analyzing everything.

Being seen without judged, everybody's dream

I'll say that the whole thing about him stalking grace is a massive turn on for a lot of you (me included)

He'd know every private thing about you.

Watching from afar as you fought with your family, what stores you shop at, which perfume you buy.

Which celebrities you idolize,

he'd probably find your tumblr account babe

Watch you through you window as you sleep, got ready, undressed in front of the window

Memorize how and when you..... well... haha.

he'd get very jealous

2. Size difference. Whether you're 6ft or 5ft, he is still gigantic compared to you. Size can be symbolic for a lot of things, including safety, control, feeling less insecure, which is talked about more in #3

Its often that we see people taller than us with more control, mostly stemming from childhood

As we get older, that controlling figure slowly drifts out of our life, or becomes unstable, and we are now forced to do things on our own. We want someone who can fill that gap and help us out (pun not intended) Someone who makes us feel small, but still respected.

Daddy issues am i right?

It also applies in the bedroom. Being towered over, held down, and you know with a bigger frame comes a bigger...

3. He's hella ugly

You might be asking, 'how can that be a turn on?'

Well my friend, do you ever see someone you do think is very attractive, perfect everything, and you think: 'God they're hot but i'd never do anything with them..'

Why not? They might find you attractive, you could be their dream partner! But no, thats not how that works

There is a lot of insecurity that I know is hiding deep beneath you, darling

The pressure to look good all the time, to shave, have perfect posture, there's a lot that our mind subconsciously makes us think we have to do to be with someone conventionally attractive.

Society heavily implies that people can only be with others that have the same level of attractivness

Anyways, he is as ugly as ugly can be so... sorry guys However, with an ugly man, comes with the ability to be yourself. You can never be seen as ugly coming from a man with cracked and scarred white skin, red and yellow eyes, snake tounge, huge ass forehead..

He'd think you're perfect... except maybe your taste in fashion. You could never compare

4. Strength

As we've all seen in many clips of Resident evil, he is a very strong man, physically and mentally. It all ties back to our sense of security.

In the end, I truly believe that we are all just looking for someone who we can be ourselves with. Someone who we can break down in front of without worrying they'll take it personally, or find an excuse to walk away.

For the ladies, having a man to walk along side of you while you're wearing something revealing, knowing that no one would dare say anything, if so they might end up dead.

Not having to worry about your own weight or strength, for you know very well he could throw you around with one hand.

5. Rich as hell 'Signs of recession' Haha

Um yeah, that kinda all i got to say about this one. Most of us are broke as hell right now, having someone who could pay the rent would be very nice

6. Numerous amount of kinks

I can't and don't really want to get into them all, but there are a lot of kinks in which he can apply to.

Monster fuxker, medplay, cnc, etc..

7. Voice.

Yes.

despite his big figure, he has such a gentle voice and vocablulary. But, as we all saw, he can get rough and rowdy.

The common trope, 'hates everyone but loves you.'

Um yeah give that to me immediately