Fucked Up If True

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

if u ever think "whats the worst thst could happen" the answer is alot

you can't even tell a fangirl "I hope your blond man suffers and dies" because she wants that to happen to him too

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.