Just One Of My Side Blogs

Got interviewed by a delightful queer high schooler in the park the other day for his journalism class and we got to chatting and when I asked him if he was into comics he said “Oh! Uh, I know this is cringe or whatever but, uh, there’s this, um, My Chemical Romance fan comic that, um, I think is pretty good” and y’know, I appreciate this website because it allowed me to say with great confidence “Loads of people are absolutely rabid for that stuff! Cringe is a lie! Hell yeah read your fancomics!”

People say the world is run by morning people but morning people know it isn’t because so many stores don’t open until the late hour of 9am

Bringing this back because I tried to go to two different grocery stores and they weren’t open, it’s already 7:30??

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

I have recently learned that the local library consortium has an app where you can scan the bar codes of books out in the wild, see if there’s a copy in the consortium, and then place a hold on it. This is the Star Trekkian future I was promised as a child

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

ISTG THIS MAN IS GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK ONE DAY

literally one of my favorite posts on this site

think I've been mildly cursed by a witch

for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely

the witch is called enshittification

excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or

LIFE HACK UNLOCKED

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance