Me when I’m the next one to present in class
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
todays bird

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
macklin celebrini has autism
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
RMH

Origami Around
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Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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someone: -doesn’t reply with as much enthusiasm as me-
me: well if you want me to die you don’t have to be so damn cryptic about it
i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
the one dude has a literal handlebar mustache

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Bad Cats.
OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS
Stanley is so chaotic I love him
Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”
My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:
Not everyone gets to be what they want to be all the time.

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“They may not have loved you, but they did change you. They taught you. They grew you.”
— Bianca Sparacino
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.
his reanimated corpse son:
So I’m gonna kill your wife
this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me
person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:

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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life