ＭＲ. 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖒𝖊𝖘 * BUSYBODY

original depiction of SIR ACD's mister holmes, more so morally grey, very canon divergent . . . est. 2023 / reest. 2026 . trigger warnings for : smoking & britpop & drug use . please don't follow me if you're below the age of 21. mutuals & friends only blog. english is not writer's first language, alongside english & native tongue, writer also speaks loser turkish & a bit of italian. turner, social worker & iaidoka, 27. she & her pronouns. writer is pro-palestine & pro-ukraine & anti - asshole . welcome !

DOCS ( tba ) / INTRODUCTION POST / DOSSIER

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🤼‍♀️ me stopping you midway through

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  ( who needs enemies when you have holmes as your roommate ) /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other : she is lana del rey to mr. holmes, practically any woman who can sing is.

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers ( oh ? ) /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other : i don’t see them being that romantic apart from holmes feeling some sort of admiration for her craft, if anything i honestly just see it being unrequited from her end towards him or it could be toxic and i kinda dig that , freak4freak? sympathy is a knife by charli xcx ?

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other : anyone else feel disgusted how the familial section goes straight under romantic and you can’t have both because your normal brain makes you choose either one or another . . . that being said - would alice want to be part of the holmes family ?

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  ( what if one of acd villains was defaming holmes to her :oo ? ) /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other : can holmes be heathcliff .

memes under cut in our speech theme bc ily

you first .

below the cut is a lengthy commentary & meta analysis of holmes' exercise practice.

HE  WAS  UP  SINCE  FIVE  IN  THE  MORNING,  and  in  a  stagnatingly  good  mood:  a  short  exchange  with  his  beloved  landlady  while  exiting  in  the  doorway  has  put  him  in  the  strategy  of  doing  some  light  cleaning  and  the  kitchen.  holmes  in  his  old  fashion  clothes  decorated  with  an  apron  preparing  onigiri  &  coffee  &  cutting  up  some  figs.  The  plain  linen  apron  had  been  tied  with  a  knot  that  betrayed  a  cold  automaton  figure  with  domestic  costume,  when  his  deft  fingers  started  to  shape  leftover  cold  rice  in  a  rounded  triangle  &  pack  the  very  center  of  it  with  a  made  mixture  of  cold  chunks  of  yellowfin  tuna  assorted  alongside  cucumber  and  sriracha,before  he  put  the  final  tie  of  nori  on  it  &  set  it  on  the  morning  table  in  a  royal  house  precision. the  ripe figs lay  before  him  on  the  wooden  board,  which  he  lessened  to  neat  halves  &  quarters  with  the  same  exactitude  he  employed  when  dissecting  a  fragment  of  chemical  compounds.  the  same  blade  ornamented  in  meadow  flowers  was  held  in  his  hand  when  holmes  heard  the  kettle  sing  on  the  stove,  leaving  it  aside  to  brew  the  coffee  :  the  room  immediately  was  filled  with  the  rich  fragrance.  by  7:30  holmes  has  smoked  a  total  of  two  cigarettes  althewhile  forgetting  to  remove  the  linen  apron  &  only  shed  his  ash  in  a  seashell  shaped  ashtray as he saw a familiar face join him in their living room. "  mrs.  hudson  has  departed  out  of  the  city  to  visit  her  sister i  therefore  took  it  upon  myself  to  prepare  breakfast  .  .  .  " with  one  of  the  two  porcelain  cups  he  filled  his  own  with  coffee  which  he  then  supplied  with  a  bottle  of  5-hour-energy.  holmes  has  broken  the  seal  with  his  thumbnail  &  emptied  the  liquid  contents  into  the  waiting  coffee. HE THEN STIRRED HIS CUP OF COFFEE PRECISELY THREE TIMES & added no sugar to its contents, before taking an elegant sip which made his thin lips churn against its taste & finally gestured watson to join him at the table and encourage him to eat ."I  WAS  MEANING  TO  ASK,  any  personal  affairs  prosper  on  your  end,  @inbelief  ?  tell  me  ."