emerald fennell wuthering heights adaptation.. prepare to be SICK OF MEEE

prepare to be sick of how much i am going to hate it*

can confirm. even if i mentally divorce it from its source material the movie is overlong, underwritten, and relies on a central Chemistry that is. simply not present. also it’s strangely chaste? for an adaptation of the novel that inspired saltburn’s grave fucking? if you can’t be a good movie at least be Sexy

knowing that saltburn is ideologically incoherent at best, poorly constructed, and almost entirely reliant on shock value, and yet never being released from the chokehold it has on me. nuance. peace and love on planet earth

let's be several years behind together