to infinity and beyond.

I nut fast so we can get back to cuddling.

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire. 

Garlic is so iconic

When Lorde said “I care for myself the way I used to care about you”? That’s one of the most healing things I’ve ever heard like wow that woman really hit me in the heart with that one

Holy shit that’s a large boy

I told you, you were not prepared…

This world is so serious and so messy that it sounds like so inconsequential to say “I want to be with someone who makes me laugh” but to make someone laugh you really have to know that person and have ur finger on the pulse of their personality so making someone laugh is really a mark of the highest form of love imho, to say “I will remove the bad energy from this situation” is like the chicken noodle soup of the spiritual world

She was a professor at my alma mater!

Big facts

The most powerful thing you can do right now is to be patient while things are unfolding for you.

I know I reblogged this before, but I need this reminder

celebrate your personal victories because no one else understands what it took to accomplish them

its really comforting to know that all the times i was at my lowest and loneliest in the past the whole time i had my self in the future and present who had survived those things looking back with love and tenderness and wishing desperately to offer comfort…i am my own guardian angel and i can use that knowledge when im struggling now and remember that somewhere there is a version of me that has survived this and is watching me with love and pride and joy in her heart