no fucking way

crossfaded off two pillows & my blankey

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months