nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

me in reference to nothing in particular

fr Do the motherfuckers on linkedin know they’re going to die one day?

a film is a movie that i like

Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault

remember how it felt when we are young by fun was always on the radio. that’s gone forever i fear

so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it