"It's almost as good as 12 bamboo!"

youve seen the empiresshipping poll, youve seen the hermitshipping poll, now get ready for the Trafficshipping Poll!!!!!

this took a surprisingly long time to make considering theres like 17 of em and only so many ships

vote here

Compilations:

“PHILZA LOOK OUT”

Bickering in DSMP

Bickering in OSMP

Being each other’s cheerleader part 1

Being each other’s cheerleader part 2

Flexing planes in SMPE

Phil trying not to laugh aloud while Techno is talking

Clips:

Techno complaining about Phil killing stuff immediately

Reuniting in the ocean during SMPE

Techno singing the Philza song during a hypixel stream

Acknowledging the audience 3rd wheeling their conversation

“Man they’re on point with these creeper donos.” “Don’t compliment them Phil”

Techno acting like a parent lol “Can you move the table? B/c I can’t move it”

The one “PHIL LOOK OUT” moment I forgot”

but then you go a little deeper, and you find pictures like this:

and you think, ok, that seems a little out of character and then you do some googling and find out not only that Bad throws knives and tomohawks competitively, and apparently won a couple times??? he also owns guns and shoots competitively????????

also, he said he used to work with special needs kids, what a king, and is—i shit you not—an ordained minister

he apparently also lifted weights in high school, has a gluten intolerance, and

guys. guys am i thinking of some fanon bullshit or. or did. or did Schlatt allow Tommy into Manburg.. because of Tubbo's pregnancy excuse... and just. accepted him being there because he's Tubbo obstetrician pregnancy doctor guy .