1041 things.

middle-aged men in cowboy hats.

the term 'stick-to-it-tiveness.'

when the guy who runs a novelty blog doesn't have the stick-to-it-tiveness to keep it up.

'good' singers. great. you can hit a thousand notes. how bout you just pick one and stay with it for a fucking second, huh?

when people laugh a little too hard at their own jokes. if it were so funny, i'd be laughing, too. sorry.

when people say weed can't possibly be bad for you because it's 'natural' or 'from the earth.' you know what? arsenic is an element, which is also both of those things. i daresay that pokes a hole in yr argument, which no longer holds [bong]water. get it?

also, when people call tattoos 'tats.' ugh. no one is too busy to add another syllab, right?

when people call tattoos 'ink.' i don't know why. just rubs me the wrong way. or because it's usually prefaced with 'siqq.' knock it off, for fuqq's saqqe.

when someone in front of you is walking too damned slow.

waking up fifteen minutes before yr alarm goes off. worst worst worst.

when people respond to someone doing something stupid with 'fail.' and if you say 'epic fail?' fucking dead to me.

pregnant women. proto new moms. yecch.

new moms. i get it. you've just created a miracle. i don't want to hear it. i saw a guy pull a rabbit out of his hat once. same gimmick. not impressed. shut it.

when parents give their kids rhyming names. cara and sarah, sam and cam. it's not cute. yr kids are now gonna hate you more than the standard amount of teenage-parent hatred and rightfully so.

when i accidentally post things that piss me off to my personal blog. what a dummy i am.

when one or two people sit at a booth at a restaurant when there are larger groups who need the space. yr not that important, dick.

people who back into parking spots in a parking lot.