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They need to create a dating app for women who want to meet men who’ve had vasectomies

I can't really change a person and also who the fuck am I to tell them they're corny as fuck and to stop acting like that so what I do is I just stop talking to them before it gets too real and I don't think there's anything wrong with that and more people should do that because then you become partners or friends and you become bitter people talking behind their back or being passive aggressive and then you're miserable with someone you don't have to be with at all then you're just hurting yourse;f and them by forcing something that doesn't have to be

Where is the ketamine clinic, I must go to the ketamine clinic to be dosed with ketamine at the ketamine clinic but someone is watching over me in case I lose my mind or I diee I am ready for a warm hug

called my grandmother and she said she had my old phone number memorized but not the new one yet and that made me cry

I feel like I think that attractive voices don't always equal an attractive person but an unattractive voice is more likely to equal an unattractive person, I've found that out

i know i'm not pregnant there's absolutely no way but i'm still so terrified of it like phobic of pregnancy and children and motherhood that a missed period has me going damn what if what if i'm about to birth the reincarnation of jesus christ am i mother "virgin" mary :( i don't wanna be the chosen one

why were all the pop punk/screamo/metalcore underground bands always having the most impressive clean vocalists??? like is there a study on this how did they always find someone who not only sang well but could belt beautifully and usually had impressive ranges so random from them tbh like yeah hear us scream angrily into the mic as men but also here's jeremy he's about to belt out the most insane power ballad vocal

low key gen z's discovery of deftones kinda ruined them for me in the sense that like when a song get's over played on the radio but on the internet and now i can't listen to them ever again until i forget they exist

I haaaaatttee when someone asks me if I want to hold their baby or someone's baby because I wanna say no but I know that makes me look like an evil person, one time I did say no and the lady got sooooo offended she gasped out loud and I was like "I'm just not good with babies sorry"

haven't had that weird feeling anymore i can't even describe it i barely understand it. it's like all of a sudden i was an actor and i was the only one aware while everyone was stuck in the film. and i just felt extremely weird and uncomfortable but just an unexplainable feeling. super uncomfortable. similar to how sometimes it feels like my limbs are not attached to my body (usually my arms) and it feels like they're stretching and twisting and i can't tell what position they're in even though i'm looking at them and it's weird it's so weird i have to physically shake myself out of it if anyone has an answer let me know