festina lente

Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

From age two apparently^^

Oh wow I never heard this one.

German edition: offer the kid to blow away the pain. If it’s better afterwards it’s okay, if they refuse or still screaming it’s serious

Also a lot healthier than giving your kid chocolate everytime they cry tbh

There is a good chance that whatever just happened is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to them

Its how adults can wonder how they got a scrap or something even when it is bleeding.

I’m gonna be real honest with y’all, but like no intelligence is as important as emotional and interpersonal intelligence like I don’t care if you don’t know the difference between a softball and a volleyball but if you know how to treat people like basic human beings and understand others have complex feelings and how to approach that with kindness and genuine empathy then I fucking love you with my whole fucking heart the end

Who needs Halloween makeup when you already have the dark eye circles and the half dead look