airplane food isn't that bad

this is fuckin bad

me disassociating when my boss at work chews me out

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this

hhogoughhhgg what if hello kitty was xanax what if hello kitty had a KNIFE what if i wrote horrible things in CRAYON

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

can you imagine being a fisherman in ancient europe ready to catch some flounder for your family and seeing this guy sitting around you go to take a closer look and he does this. amasing

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

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