do you know those video that are like 'what your favorite (fandom) ship says about you' and it's just the guy absolutely roasting the fans.
if you want, could you do one about 'what your favorite LI says about you?'
Oooh, fun!!
R - You cry during movies. You've used the "hand-holding is lewd" meme at least once. The first time R and the Crown kiss in the story you will likely die on the spot.
A - You stare longingly at cats you see on the street. Your Crown has "please notice me" energy. I could write a line about A simply glancing in your Crown's direction and you would already be halfway to writing an essay in your head analyzing the meaning behind it.
D - You're into height differences. Loyalty and devotion in a romance are some of your favorite tropes, even/especially when it ends in tragedy. It has been like 2 years and you are still obsessively thinking about the scar on the back of D's neck.
X - You absolutely love drama. You're sadistic towards your own Crown. While you're invested in the romance, at least part of the reason why you chose X's route was also to see the absolute MESS they will create.
All LIs - Your taste is impeccable, your judgment is flawless and your IQ is over 200.
Bonus round with LI/polyam ships:
R/A - Lore, worldbuilding, political intrigue etc are cool and all, but you're here for the ROMANCE. You want to see tenderness and affection so sweet that it melts you from the inside out.
X/A - Best friends to lovers and/or rivals to lovers is your favorite dynamic, even better when they're combined. Also: hot sparring scene with unresolved sexual tension.
X/D - They could burn the Royal Palace to the ground and kill your Crown and you would write a 234 page fandom manifesto about why they were both fully justified (you're correct).
Help why is this so accurate😳
